Out to get skinny, this 207 lbs. tub of lard is getting on his bike this year and is gettin' serious!
Okay okay, I wouldn't call myself morbidly obese but I am about 30 lbs higher than what I should be. It's personal, so don't take it personal! I'm not calling you fat!
So here I am. Looking out at the sunrise of a new biking season and saying, "Legs, you're gonna hate me..." and "Belly, I'm tired of you bouncing on my knees when I ride up hills, so in a few months, I will be more than glad to see you go."
Wish me luck folks!
